The Observer has reported that an elite cadre of anti-terrorist dolphins may have been accidentally released by Hurricane Katrina.
Not only can these trained hitmen... ur... hit-dolphin rip out a man's heart and show it to him before he dies... wait... I'm thinking of a tornado. Anyway, these dolphins are armed with "toxic dart" guns!
I think it's safe to assume that they're going to take over the sea within weeks and that land will be their next target.
I for one will welcome our dolphin overlords.
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Mee too.
You've been punk'd.
Though I'm pretty sure I'd rather have dolphin overlords rather than the Bush administration.
Dude, it's The Observer!!! They can't be wrong!!!
I think the Bush Admin controls Snopes so they can dispell all these truths!
FIGHT TEH P0W3R!
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