WHERE'S MY SMALL CLONE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

So I purchased a Small Clone off ebay from some dude I'd checked out. He seemed okay but he's turned into a "Shitty Ebayer! FFFFFF----- Don't trade with!" kind of guy.

He's sent me 2 emails saying that he's "going to send it tomorrow", the latest saying that it'd be here "Monday at the latest". Today is Monday so where is my shit?

So I emailed him essentially saying WTF?, and he mailed back that he mailed it today priority. So I'm looking at getting it by Thursday-ish. If he doesn't send it I'm gonna be pissed. Like drive across the country and spend $200 in the process to get my $64 from him pissed.

That and I'll ban his ass from Texas.

BTW, I bought a new wah pedal from Sam Ash this weekend!